Tonight is your last chance, and it’s not going so well already. Sex better be fucking MINDBLOWING
- Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
- Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
- me: *goes to see avengers*
- me: That film
- me: I liked it
- me: *throws wallet at ticket vendor*
- me: ANOTHER!
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
(Source: jesushi)
