Tonight is your last chance, and it’s not going so well already. Sex better be fucking MINDBLOWING




towesttexas:

My husband will wear this on our wedding day.







liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

(Source: jesushi)





br0prah-winfrey:

quinjah:

I eat the eat the up. up. up. up.

My boyfriend needs to convert


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